Hello World!

The blog is now live! I decided to finally work on my personal corner of the Internet (i.e. this website). Before, my portfolio was housed on Tumblr, my resume on LinkedIn and my brand identity all over the web. This is a hub for all things about me! Please, have an interesting photo:

Chuck Norris means business.

 

One of the tools essential to building your own website is dummy text – just to see how things will look. More specifically:

It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using 'Content here, content here', making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for 'lorem ipsum' will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).

from Lorem Ipsum – http://www.lipsum.com/

 

My favourite dummy text generator is Hipster Ipsum. Here's a sample:

(hipster, with a shot of latin)

Butcher marfa letterpress consequat retro. Consequat sint excepteur cupidatat. Fanny pack consequat exercitation tattooed aliqua. Godard 8-bit fanny pack, whatever bespoke wolf mcsweeney's exercitation stumptown. Twee tumblr pork belly, consequat aesthetic helvetica art party labore mlkshk quis kale chips. Cardigan fap iphone banksy assumenda four loko. Pour-over ethnic VHS, thundercats non messenger bag nulla selvage enim lo-fi scenester do.

Culpa vice labore vero 3 wolf moon bicycle rights ea. Letterpress sartorial sustainable et sint bicycle rights 8-bit. Sartorial irony direct trade, cred VHS forage swag nesciunt readymade hoodie marfa. Nisi est whatever wes anderson. Reprehenderit mollit do, bespoke portland farm-to-table polaroid. Pork belly pinterest etsy, esse velit nihil et mlkshk swag hoodie dolore fap master cleanse. Semiotics polaroid high life biodiesel, kale chips cliche twee fixie et scenester duis.

 

(hipster, straight)

Jean shorts mixtape bespoke narwhal fingerstache. Food truck quinoa freegan keytar, synth truffaut salvia ethical pop-up raw denim butcher umami authentic narwhal. Mlkshk iphone vinyl, viral before they sold out etsy ennui narwhal whatever cred mustache swag sartorial artisan food truck. Hella DIY portland, small batch butcher skateboard VHS. Pickled whatever pop-up, salvia cray 8-bit mustache kale chips pitchfork vinyl narwhal lo-fi single-origin coffee shoreditch. Etsy sartorial twee quinoa blog before they sold out mcsweeney's, mixtape mustache echo park. Scenester dreamcatcher yr selvage cred, butcher cray.

Stumptown locavore raw denim photo booth, fanny pack marfa four loko thundercats etsy mumblecore +1 leggings sustainable mixtape. Cray fixie seitan tattooed small batch. Post-ironic blog keffiyeh cardigan mustache polaroid. Vinyl chambray +1 brunch. Keytar 3 wolf moon mustache mumblecore, selvage pop-up locavore craft beer lo-fi artisan. Cray leggings wolf, bespoke shoreditch mixtape street art letterpress hella cardigan trust fund quinoa photo booth. Pork belly lomo four loko organic.